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Evo ti, kapetane Armorica!

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Metadata, cijelu večer hodamo, umoran sam!

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Još samo jedna atrakcija, Mortuse.

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Ne volim baš kola smrti.

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Vjetar mi iritira sinuse.

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Više volim gađati glinene patke, pecati…

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Koga briga? Hajde.

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Ne voda. Bit ćemo skroz mokri.

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Svijet za Rimljane
Ne Gale seljane

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Uči građane
Da slijede zakone

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Svijet za Rimljane
A ne Egipćane

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Ni Grke, susjede
To svijet je baš za Rimljane

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U svijetu Rimljana
Već latinski se zna

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Tamo naš je dom
Gdje svak radi po svom

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Ako odbiješ
Prisiljen biti ćeš

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Za lavove si hrana
Ako imaš puno mana

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Kruh i igre su
Naš moto k'o u snu

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Publika je sva
Na svojim mjestima

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ZABRANJENUS IZLAZUS

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Svijet za Rimljane
Tu nema obmane

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To ću pjevati cijeli dan.

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ASTERIX I OBELIX: DVOBOJ POGLAVARA

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-Dobar dan, ja sam Hanabarbera.
-A ja sam Blackangus.

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Dobro došli u Dvoboj poglavara!
Blackanguse, predstavite nam timove.

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S jedne strane imamo Gala Samostalixa.
Odlikuju ga snaga i hrabrost.

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Poglavar je nepobjedivih Gala

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i kani to i ostati
dok mu nebo ne padne na glavu.

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A možda mu je nebo najveći rival.

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Da, protivnik mu je
Proromanix, Galorimljanin.

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To znači Gal koji priznaje veličinu Rima.

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Bilo da se radi o brzini, udaru, snazi

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ili, naravno, odanosti Rimu,
on je naš prvak!

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Obračun koji jamči akciju, zar ne?

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Apsolutno, Hanabarbera.

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Želimo vidjeti
mnogo nasilja, divljaštva i okrutnosti.

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Savršeno za obiteljski izlet!

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Romul čeka roditelje u vučjem oboru.

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Ponavljam, mali Romul.

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Na kraju ovog dvoboja

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poraženi poglavar i njegovo pleme
predaju se pobjedniku.

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Nikad se neću predati Galorimljaninu!

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Daleko smo od toga.

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Nismo daleko.

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Naš je druid još lud.

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Bez čarobnog napitka
nećeš poraziti Proromanixa.

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Uz malo više treninga, mogu…

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Glupost! Čak bih i ja bio bolji.

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Zapravo, zašto ne?

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Uni, nećemo pretjerivati.

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-Uzmeš mu štap i padne.
-Da vidimo!

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Jao.

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Ne, zašto ne bismo zamijenili poglavara?

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Zamijenili poglavara?

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Da, imenujmo nekoga
tko će sigurno pobijediti. Obelixa.

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Smijemo li to?

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-Gdje je uklesano?
-Evo.

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-Članak 49.3.
-Da, sitnim slovima.

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„Ako treba, poglavara može zamijeniti

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bilo koji drugi član plemena.”

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Možemo imenovati Obelixa poglavarom.

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A zašto ne ja?

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Zašto ne ti što?

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-Zašto ne bih ja bio poglavar?
-Jer je Obelix najjači.

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Zar ne slušaš?

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Jači je od ovoga, možda?

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Pa, da.

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Neka ljudi odluče.

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Prijatelji, izaberite kovača za poglavara

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da vratimo našu snagu i spokoj!

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Birajte Automatixa i skujte budućnost!

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Preko mene mrtva!

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Vidiš? Hvala.

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Ovo selo treba nekoga s iskustvom.

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-Ne!
-Kao bivši poglavar…

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Evo nas opet s istim starim licima!

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Ne, mi Gali želimo nova lica!

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Onda birajmo uistinu svježe lice.

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-Kao moje.
-Uz tebe sam, sestro.

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Ne. Da, slažem se, možda. Ne sad.

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Čekajte.

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Poglavar mora znati s klijentima.

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-Ne, jer…
-A kao prodavač ribe…

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Prije trovač!

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Budem li izabran,
selim ga u susjedno selo.

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-Je li?
-Još dalje od mora.

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Ne, prestanite!

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Ne!

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Vrijeme je, Blackanguse!

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Tako je.

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Dvoboj će biti surov

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i publika to zna.

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To je sigurno.

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Borili ste se u 95 borbi.

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Jesam.

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Pet Brennusovih štitova
i 12 ubojstava. Što s tim?

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Podvig za gladijatora.

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Uvijek kažem nadobudnim mladima,
najteže je potrajati.

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-Brzo pitanje.
-Da?

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Kako se pripremate za borbu?

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Treba se usredotočiti, razbistriti um

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i, najvažnije, ostati miran.

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Oprostite.

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Oprostite!

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Oprostite na smetnji!

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Tražim vašeg poglavara.

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Našeg poglavara?

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Za dvoboj.

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Dvoboj poglavara, naravno. Samo tren.

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Ne žurite se. Čekat ću kod kolica.

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Dobro, hvala.

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-Na izlazu iz sela.
-Da.

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Unija ima pravo.

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Iza ribarnice, kovačnice…

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Znamo gdje ste.

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Odmah iza.

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Kako sam rekao, Unija ima pravo.

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Radi se o budućnosti sela.
Ustupit ću mjesto poglavara Obelixu.

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Gdje je on uopće?

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-Ne.
-Kako to misliš?

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Ne, Asterix ima pravo.

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Dovoljno sam zabrljao. Zaslužujete bolje.

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Ne, Obelixe. Bilo bi to samo za dvoboj.

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Ne.

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Znam samo dostavljati menhire.
Čak i to uspijem zabrljati.

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Poglavar te imenuje, ne moli.
Dakle, poglavar si. Točka.

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Dobro.

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U redu.

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Prihvaćam.

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Hvala ti.

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I kao poglavar,
imenujem Asterixa poglavarom.

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Koji…? Što?

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Poglavar sam, imenujem te, sad si to ti.

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Sjajno. Kao poglavar,
ponovno te imenujem poglavarom. Točka.

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Ja tebe.

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-Imenujem te.
-Ne, ti.

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-Ti si!
-Ti!

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-Ne smiješ!
-Prije sam rekao.

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-Ti si!
-Ti si!

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-Poglavar…
-Poglavar…

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Dosta! Ne budite djetinjasti!

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-On je počeo.
-Nije istina.

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Obelixe, ti si nam jedina nada.

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Moraš prihvatiti.

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Bih li mogao otvoriti veprovnicu?

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-Da, bio bi poglavar.
-Ne moram držati govore?

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Ne ako ne želiš.

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I Asterix neće više…

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Dovršavati tvoje rečenice? Ne.

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Dobro onda.

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Živio poglavar Obelix!

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Živio poglavar Obelix!

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Ja sam njegov trener.

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Živio poglavar Obelix!

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Smežuranixe, je li veprovnica
dobra ideja? Kao prva odluka?

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Da, dobra je.

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Prodavao bi i menhire i veprovinu?

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Samo nas pješčani sat,

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točnije, zrnca pijeska dijele od dvoboja.

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Tribine se polako pune,

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ali još nedostaje ljudi.

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Čekajte, da vidimo
tko je blizu crvenog mozaika.

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Da, to je on!

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-Cezare!
-Cezare!

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Kako zgodan muškarac.

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-Cezare!
-Ovamo, molim!

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Pogledajte ovamo.

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-Da.
-To je to, super!

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Briljantno nosi taj lovorov vijenac!

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Nije da mu se klanjam,
ali iznimno je kipogeničan.

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Malo se klanjate.

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Dobro, uhvatili ste me.

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Ovamo!

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Hvala, dosta je. Brišite.

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Posljednji!

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Ne, gotovi smo. Cezare, dođi.

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Nije bilo vremena.

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-Ne može se raditi.
-Gle.

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-Tko je to?
-Ondje!

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-Slavna…
-Kleopatro!

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Da, to je ona!

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-Kleopatro!
-Ovamo!

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-Gledajte ovamo, molim!
-Kleopatro!

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I naprijed!

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Ne samo profil, molim.

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Ovuda, molim.

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Sudac Tvinpix čeka vas unutra.

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Za vaganje.

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Samo naprijed, stanite na vagu.

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Kategorija: teškaš.

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Stvarno? A bez Malixa?

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Gledajte, Hanabarbera,
Gali su stigli na sajam

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i svoju najgoru noćnu moru.

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Ovo je dobro.

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Eno ti šećernog runa, mali.

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Puno je šećera, dobro za djecu.

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Hajde, idemo se sudarati kolicima!

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Pobjeda Proromanixa
značila bi osvajanje cijele Galije.

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Apsolutno.

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Možemo očekivati brutalan obračun.

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-Slatki miris uspjeha.
-Ništa ne osjećam.

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Izgubio sam njuh
otkad sam dobio trozupcem po nosu.

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No dosta o meni.

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Proročanska perad!
Kupite proročansku perad!

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Jučer životinje, sutra vijesti!

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S ovotjednim kok-dodatkom o nekretninama:

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„Kupiti u Pompejima?”

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Očito, da. Da si mogu priuštiti.

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Kolibica ispod vulkana
i ne bi me više vidio.

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A i dobra je investicija.

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Možda griješim, ali sumnjam.

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Ova sjedala ne mogu biti neudobnija.

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Najgori rođendan ikad.
Pompej to ne bi učinio svojoj mami.

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Koja je razlika između Gala i Galkinje?

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Dužina brkova.

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Slijedi na dnevnom redu,

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nakon što gubitnik preda štit,

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mogli bismo večerati u galskom selu.

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Rođendanska večera s Galima. San snova.

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Da, pripremili smo
galorimski jelovnik. Fuzija.

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Kakva fuzija? Sjajne i grozne hrane?

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O tome ćemo poslije.

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A ovaj? Vepar u togi ulazi u…

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-Fastandfuriuse! Dođi.
-Poslije ti kažem.

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-Da, sve je spremno, o, Cezare.
-Dobro.

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Mali Anonimuse, tvoji roditelji
čekaju kod kolica za sudar.

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-Ponavljam, Anonimuse…
-Čekajte.

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Budite mirni da dovršim karikaturu.

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I evo.

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Nije se suzdržavao.

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Oprostite, o, Cezare.

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Može jedan mozaik nabrzaka?

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Naravno, rado.

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Sigurno vas stalno gnjave.

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Znate, sad je u modi.

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Dva brata, preuzeli su očevo imanje.

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Vrlo drvenasto, voćno vino. Kušajte.

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Oprosti. Metadata, mala promjena.

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Zapisao sam to.

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Note kestena, trešnje i crne trešnje.

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Samostalix se mijenja

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njihov novi vođa, jedan Obelix.

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Nešto s manje tanina.

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Ne, ne Obelix!

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Ili "Obel-devet"?

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Ne znam, "ix"
ili jedan i deset, što je devet.

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Pa što?

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Obelix je poput dječaka
pao u čarobni napitak.

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Njegova moć je trajna!

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Ne. Gotovi smo. Ne Obelix.

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Ili Obe-59.

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Pošto je L 50.

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ne znam

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Držite ih na oku.

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Načelniku.

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Sada ćete prštati od energije.

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Šefe, daj da ti pomognem.

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Zakuska za Obelixa prije jela... Ne, dvoboj.

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Jedva čekam vratiti se u normalu.

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Počinje mi se sviđati ovaj novi život.

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-Grčke su mesne okruglice fine.
-Što?

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U njima ima povrća, ali dobre su.

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Ne, što ti se sviđa u novom životu?

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Volim što nisam poglavar.
Težak je to teret na ramenima.

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Moji nosači to kažu.

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Ne znam, lakše mi je.

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Više slobodnog vremena, bolje spavam.

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Ali tek od jutros nisi poglavar.

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Dosta da mislim
da Obelix treba ostati poglavar.

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Što? Ne, čekaj. Ne misliš ozbiljno.

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Iznimno ozbiljno.

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Sjajan je lažni poglavar za dvoboj.

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Ali nije sposoban voditi selo.

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-Ne znam.
-Ja znam.

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Sviđa mi se njegova ideja
o veprovnici. Razmislimo.

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-Smiješno.
-Vidimo se!

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-Ne…
-Razmislimo.

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Razmislimo.

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Nisam sposoban?

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Nisam baš to rekao.

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Baš si to rekao.

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-I da sam lažni poglavar.
-Da. Ne.

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-Da. Rekao sam…
-Lažni.

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Dobro, rekao sam lažni poglavar.

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Ali ne misliš valjda
zauvijek biti poglavar?

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Zašto ne neko vrijeme?

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Iz mnogo razloga.

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Smeta li ti što sad ja donosim odluke?

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O menhirima, da.

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Nizak udarac. Gotovo nizak kao ti.

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Moje me pleme podržava.

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Tvoje pleme?

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Oprosti što sam te uvrijedio,
o, veliki poglavaru Obelixe.

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Ako ti se ne sviđa, znaš gdje su vrata.

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Čekaj, želiš li da odem?

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Protjeruješ me iz svog sela?

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Znaš? Apoteka je imala pravo.

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Opet govoriš u moje ime.

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Pa, ako imaš nešto za reći, reci to.

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Protjeran si!

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Tvoja prva odluka?

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Vratite se u arenu.

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Dvoboj će sad početi.

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Hvala.

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Živjeti u Armorici

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-Sviđa ti se, mama?
-Ne.

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Još čekam svoj kruh.
Hej! Gdje je moj kruh?

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-Ja sam poglavar.
-Ja.

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-Ne, ja sam.
-Ne, ja.

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Gledajte, djeco, pravi Gal!

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Oni izumiru.

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Poglavar sam!

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-A da obojica budemo poglavari?
-Da!

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-Super si frend.
-I ti.

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-Ti više.
-Ne, ti.

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Tome prijatelji služe, ne?

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Stani!

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Može.

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Faktorixe!

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Apoteko!

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Dobar dan!

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Bolji dan!

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Hajde, okušaj sreću.

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Sruši jednu i dobit ćeš figuricu.

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Hura!

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Pobijedio si.

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Javljaju mi da se neće boriti Samostalix,
nego njihov novi poglavar Obelix.

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Što? Dajte mi to.

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Ah, ne znam čitati.

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Čuje se rog. Krećemo, djeco.

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Neka spektakl počne!

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Veličanstveno!

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Još se naježim od toga.

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Pompej je mami darovao svjetla Venecije.

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Ja dobijem iskru za rođendan.

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Molim? Ne razumijemo.

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Ispričavam se.

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U lijevom kutu,
u zelenoj suknji i kacigi s perjem,

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pilum Seruma, jači od foruma,

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glađi od mramora, najgalskiji Rimljanin,

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najrimskiji Gal,

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Proromanix!

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E sad smo razumjeli.

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U desnom kutu,

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u plavo-bijelim hlačama
i s crvenim pletenicama…

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Sad si ti na redu, prvače.

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Keltska kugla, menhir iz Armorice,

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Obelix!

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Obelix?

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Ne zaboravi, izmori ga.

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Misli o radu nogu.

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Pazi njegovu desnu…

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-Samo ću ga ošamariti.
-I to će upaliti.

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Hej!

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Poznajem ga. Udario me mnogo puta.

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Obelixe!

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Gospodo, dođite u centar.

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Podsjetit ću vas na pravila.
Stopala, šake, vrat,

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zapešća, nadlaktice, gležnjevi.
Bok! Koljena, glava.

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Sve je dopušteno.

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Ali baš sve?

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Dvoboj će trajati do poraza ili predaje.

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Poraz ili predaja?
Ajme, u moje je vrijeme bilo do smrti.

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Vremena se mijenjaju.

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Znam, više nisu dopuštene
ni borbe životinja.

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-Lav protiv slona, zabranjeno.
-Bilo je okrutno.

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Dobivali su robove za jelo. Okrutno?

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Kamo ide ovaj svijet?

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Postajemo humaniji.

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Ali ne gubimo li na okrutnosti? Pitam.

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Dobro, ave, Cezare.

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Pozdravlja te onaj koji će umrijeti.
Dakle, da, ave.

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Na redu si.

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Za što?

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Da održiš govor. Slušamo.

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Obelixe!

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Govor?

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Asterixe…

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Ovaj menhir…

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O, ne, Obelix.

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To je to? Dobro.

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Gospodo,

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neka dvoboj bude dobar.

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Kad se začuje rog, počnite se boriti!

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Jedan.

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Dva.

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Daj, nije ga ni pipnuo.

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Ni udarca, ugriza, ništa!
U svojih 27 godina to nisam vidio!

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Četiri.

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Probudi se!

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Diži se!

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Pet.

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Šest.

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Sedam.

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Ovo je smiješno!

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-Ne vjerujem svojim očima.
-Osam.

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Devet.

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Obelixe!

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I deset!

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Gotovo je!

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Pobijedio sam?

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Ave Cezar!

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ASTERIX I OBELIX: DVOBOJ POGLAVARA

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Prijevod titlova: Nikolina Novak